Umm I'm too high to move.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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