how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
