Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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