I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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