You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to have your abortion
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
