My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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