Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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