we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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