he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
did i just pee glitter
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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