at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm sobbing to NWA
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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