...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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