we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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