I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I need a hoe opinion