: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.