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• (713): View more from Texas

  Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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• (562): View more from California

  It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  My mouth holds just enough water for my bong

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left

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