Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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