I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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