no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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