First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
