Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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