Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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