Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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