like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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