did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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