she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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