hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize