doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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