Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
