For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
