just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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