Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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