if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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