In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
