Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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