Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
