Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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