playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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