Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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