weddingsv make me drug and hornr
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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