You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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