The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Green mimosas i think yes
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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