Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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