You're completely useless in the revolution.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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