My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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