I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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