what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i barfeds in our rink
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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