Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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