lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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