I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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