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I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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