sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
babies were throwing up all over the place
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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