I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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