He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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