his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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