i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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