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Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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